Fellow landchads of Lemmy. Don't you hate when this happens?

Single Mother

One Corpse....

Sounds like you just got yourself at least one free child laborer

Selling off the organs seems like it would be less annoying then dealing with a child longer term.

Should sue her estate for loss of income and emotional trauma.

"Your honor, she never tipped me even once!"

If you can't afford bread, just eat the rich

Just mail the child to Effrey Jepstein and you'll get your lost rent money back.

Unfortunately this glitch was patched recently after Jeff's assa- I mean suicide

“Based landlords” hate this one weird trick!

Good news kids! Your mom killing herself in here wrecked the property value so I can lower your rent!

"But I won't."

The landlord's here to visit
They're blasting disco down below...

A landlord getting their ass off of the couch? I'll believe it when I see it

Look, I’m just setting my rent according to an analysis of the current market rate for similar properties.

Yes, that analysis is provided by the same company that does estimates for the other properties.

No, I’ve never heard of “price fixing”. Look, your avocado toast is super expensive and it’s cuz the government gave you $600 three years ago so PAY MY MORTGAGE ALREADY YOU EASILY REPLACEABLE COW IN A PEN.

There is no price fixing, if you dont like it, go build your own house, this is free market
Edit: everyone taking my comment serious is 11/10
- Clearly they must be giving out free land in good places to live (near were all the jobs are), free materials and free time over there.
  It's either that or that house you mention is supposed to be made out of opinions and built in fantasy la-la-land, as it's only how the materials and places to put it in would be endless and free.
- yes, and if you're homeless just buy a house
  btw, it's not a free market if it's controlled by a hand full of companies
- Yeah, fuck the poor.

Hopefully she didn't damage the ceiling fan with the rope.

I hope she didn't drip all over the carpet!

god, that must be so traumatizing for that landlord. landlords have it so hard these days 🥺

One must bring the water to a boil slowly. Now how are you going to have your mortgage paid for? Looks like youll need to delay your Vail ski trip or, heaven forbid, combine it with your Aspen trip

I bet she didn't even tip.

Ya gotta do yourself in by the most property damaging means, that way the landlord really feels it where it counts when it comes to cleanup and repair.

Jesus

This man is definitely not Jesus

Sad! She couldn't stop buying avocados and Starbucks I guess. Well at least now that's she's gone you can charge double to the next tenant.

buying avocados will kill you