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ummthatguy @startrek.website

2y ago

If __ was a sandwich: Neelix

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I'd try it. I don't have any bioneural circuitry to gum up
- What's it like not having a brain or nervous system?
  
  I'll ask Rick Berman next time I see him.
I'll have the leola root, brill, leola root, leola root, leola root, leola root, and cheese special
- Didn't you forget one?
  
  Nah no leola roots on Sundays
- I'll have the spam spam spam spam spam spam eggs and spam, but no eggs.
  
  So you want spam spam spam spam spam spam and spam?
Kimchi grilled cheese is really good. If you like kimchi at all, give it a shot.
Poor Neelix tried so hard and all he got was guff from the Voyager crew.
- I don't think that's true at all. The viewers found him annoying, but except for Tuvok, the doctor, and occasionally the Captain, the crew seemed to be good friends with him. Janeway even made him an actual ambassador
  
  I meant regarding his cooking - he did so much work and they just complained about how bad it was.

19 comments