What is a secret that you will never tell anyone in the real world?

Hell, I wouldn't tell it here as well. It's going to the grave with me.

- No.
  It's just NO in hex... sorry the mystery isn't deeper.
You farted on a babies face and made it cry, didn't you?
- To be fair, the baby would've cried even if they didn't do that.
- No. He posted that on TikTok.
Same. Nothing super earth shattering, but sometimes it's good to let sleeping dogs lay asleep.
- Exactly... some things are better left unsaid.
I actually don't have secrets. All the worst stuff I have ever done, the most important people in my life know about. They don't know I'm seriously in CNC, but that's not because I wouldn't tell them. But because they wouldn't want to know.
- Yeah, that might fly with friends, try your family or your wife.

Ha, I'm not falling for this one a third time.

I killed a circus clown in a Wendy's parking lot in 1996.

Do I just upvote this post if my answer is the same?
Asking for a friend.
I generally disagree with murder, but I'm terrified of clowns, so I'm super conflicted about this.
Thats odd. I once found a dead circus clown in a Wendy's parking lot in 1996. I fucked the body.
- You know, one time I also found a deceased man in clownish makeup in a Wendy's parking lot in '96. Had his pants down. The strangest thing.
  I had the strongest need to urinate, and I inexplicably pissed all over this dead clown.
  I think about it constantly.
That is quite specific
That was YOU?
Schlatt?
That shouldn't be a crime given how evil clowns are.

Nice try FBI

Not today, CIA
- Nothing to see here, NSA

Unfortunelately I will not tell that to strangers on the internet either

I’m certain that I am some degree of polyamorous. But I’m in a 10-year monogamous relationship and feel like I’m stuck between a rock and a hard place

Might not be to late me and my wife of 12 years are starting talks of this.
- If you don’t mind, how did you two even start that conversation? I’m afraid to bring it up because I know the knee-jerk reaction will probably be a lot of hurt feelings and misunderstandings
This was exactly me three years ago. We ended up talking it out and, while things were a bit rocky at first as we felt things out, now I have 3 partners and my original partner has a boyfriend.
My advice is to be open and honest (a big requirement of polyamory), talk things out, and take it SLOW. My biggest mistakes were from jumping into things far too quickly.

That I am an anarcho-communist.

I thought you were a house painter.
- I'm something of both but I am a shitty painter. 😹
- Panther
I was a Teenage Anarchist.
Have you taken you turn to act as an executive officer for the week?

I'm terrified of heights. No one knows. I'm great at faking it.

So am I. I took rock climbing lessons. It was one of the hardest things I ever did. Eventually I lost the fear and felt awesome. Stopped climbing for years and now it's back. Fuck.
- That is interesting how it went away and came back. Putting me on a ladder almost paralyzes me. I have to block the world out and focus on breathing in order to finish the task I got up there to do. .
Why don't you tell people?
- When I was a kid, when you told your fears, it was greeted with responses like, "that's silly, you'll get over it. Now get up that ladder and paint that wall. "

That doesn't sound like BPD. Source: BPD

Not never, but at least for a few years (hopefully not my entire life): I'm transgender. 😞

To whoever downvoted this, I hope you have a five day bout of constipation.
- As a man who had this once I sorta hate you right now for reminding me about it but mostly I agree
- Ok, downvoting, just because you told me I can't
- I downvoted for the cringe usage of emojis.
  Sorry not sorry.

After I jerk off, I sometimes admire my junk in the mirror.

Bruh wut

My password manager password and anything about my life

The drawings of furries I do.

Stupid, I know. 😅

When I was about 11 I found roadkill, put it in a mailbox close to my home, watched from the window, and laughed when the mailman screamed.

Nice try, Jared!

(He's my SIS agent)

I won't tell anyone about that fart I shouldn't have trusted

Oh so we're going to try and carry on the tradition of fishing for people's dark secrets on here now too? Lame.

I like to breathe air.

I'm into ABDL.

Yes it's becoming more accepted but, I don't think I could ever find a partner that enjoys it.

What's that?
- look it up

I’m certain that I am some degree of polyamorous. But I’m in a 10-year monogamous relationship and feel like I’m stuck between a rock and a hard place

You love her? Don't answer with your little head, use the big one.

I’m not sure.

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Well, I've fucked the queen, I've fucked Bach I've even sucked an old man's cock