What is this monstrosity?

If this doesn't describe America in a single image, I don't know what does.

Its the Redbull party truck. Seen one on Gotland this year in the summer. You open up the roof when it is parked and there is a full covered dj booth inside. Gives a real rave at then end of the apocolypse vibe.

Heavy duty blood sugar requires heavy duty vehicles.

A prosthetic wang

Something that only belongs on private roads and off road.

The Red Bull stealth mobile. But, then…stickers.

This is why the the US Air Force doesn’t have a marketing department.

The redbull mcdonald mobile

We are speed running to CyberPunk. CyberPunk2027

Here’s someone DJing out of it at a ski resort two years back:

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Cybertruck for obese Americans?

It might be 23% cooler if it had some fat knobby tires.

21st century Mystery Machine with advanced arch-shaped antenna?

ETA: I take it back. The Grays and Zeta Reticulans sent a new reconnaissance team who didn’t quite understand how to camouflage their ground vehicle.

Nothing you won’t expect to see in Rt 90 in Edgerton.