You got them city-boys and then you have that one corn-fed country boy who walks through doorways sideways.
You got them city-boys and then you have that one corn-fed country boy who walks through doorways sideways.
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Lois for sure pegs Supes. As she should. He lives a life where he's the strongest person in the room, no matter where he goes. He always has to be the big strong man with the weight and responsibility of the world on his shoulders. So, he likely has developed certain kinks as a result. A man with all that power and responsibility would almost certainly be submissive in bed as an escape mechanism. Hell, he probably has bondage gear laced with trace amounts of kryptonite or a red solar lamp so he can really feel it. Superman likes to get pegged, and I'm fucking here for it
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sharpen your crayons and get to work
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You’ve put some thought into this.
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more than "some" thought, I think.
I'd wager theres a 80+ page fanfic on their computer somewhere.
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Superman's been running since 1938, this is what it all lead up to. Always has been.
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Lois: shoots superman
Clark: haha got me i'm superman
Lois: the gun's blank -
Whats the source on this? If there is any
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This is at least in the art style of the Adult Swim show My Adventures with Superman so maybe its a Manga accompaniment? Sorry if this was obvious I just heard of this show yesterday.
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Sorry. Ain't got no sauce.
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Lois is looking more succulent than usual… Actually, she looks like stupid sexy straight Tracer from Overwatch… I have to go.
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I’m pretty sure Superman could break that knob by twisting it, maybe even break that door with a few good whacks
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Bro just needs to walk straight through, no need to exert himself
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Not while Louis is working on his knob, he don't
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Ah yes but then the jig is up.
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I'm pretty sure Lois is locking the door to prevent interruptions from anyone else.
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When girls lock me in the utility room, they are "sexy". When I lock girls in the utility room, I'm a "rapist". World is cruel.
Then just try to leave. If they try to stop you the situation kinda changes and would not be considered sexy anymore.
EDIT: also this has kinda changed in the recent years, where the initial situation could also be seen as inappropriate.
You're right, but this was a joke so you got whooshed.
The "joke" is if a guy tried to leave, he'd just move her aside and open the door.
If a girl tried that, she wouldn't be able to escape.