2y ago

Same?... Yes, Same

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Well, once you are an adult...you can make your own decisions on both issues.
Until then I would suggest not doing either.
- Great advice!
You can always laser them to get rid of either.
- Just ask Anikin
- "Just have your friend draw on your arm."
  
  You again? Buddy, put some pants on already
- That's pretty violent
- Works for both
  
  That's the joke
Children aren't necessarily permanent...
- Depends on the state and access to coat hangers.
- Because they grow up and leave the nest 🙃
  Mum xxx
- Neither are wives!
- Here's hoping! 🤞
Wife and children aren't permanent. 🤷🏻‍♂️
- You haven't been married to crazy I see. Even if you manage to get away, the scars are forever.
  
  Oh but I have. The scars may still be here; but thank fuck she and her demon spawn aren't.
Can't fix a tattoo with a shovel and garbage bags.
- Well, not with that attitude...
  First step, get the blade of the shovel as sharp as possible.
  
  It reminded me of this episode of Happy Tree Friends
  https://youtu.be/RO7Q1tMGE7g?si=iu0AoOWevzaau9N0
Well we can't get divorced with a tattoo!
- Tattoos won't ask you for child support...
  
  But they can still cause years of irritation...
- Tattoo removal exists and whether it's as painful and expensive as a divorce varies 🤷
  Also, most tattoos you don't like can be made into something better by a skilled tattoo artist. I guess that's kinda sorta the equivalent of couple's therapy?
Man, Squidward is a catch. Steady job, owns a sizable house, is an artist, musician, and performer.
If i had to choose from the cast, I’d like to be pink octopus so I could woo Squidward 😍

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