The joys of parenthood
The joys of parenthood
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Your kid is Dr Phill?
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Yours isn’t?
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When I was your age, a family size bag fed the entire family. Now I can barely keep one toddler in crispy fried potatoes! What kind of world is this to raise a child in?!
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You could just cash ‘em outside, how bow da?
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Do tell. What's Classic flavour?
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Just salt and potato.
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Interesting. We call them "ready salted" because when they were invented, they used to come unsalted, but with a little salt cellar to accompany them
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The worst part? That shit never stops if they have moderate-severe autism.
No, you may not eat an entire head of lettuce for lunch. No, drinking 9 cans of soda in a day is bad for you. Yes, you must eat something besides plain pasta and kool aid. Yes, we can tell you skipped your shower and just turned the water on while you stimmed because you still smell like ass. Also, quit taking hour long showers!
Wait, why is that one bad? Its likely not enough calories for 1/3 of the day's meals, but if they're hungry later they'll consume different calories elsewhere in the day, yes?
Eating massive amounts of what amount to useless food items is rooted in Pica for most ND.
https://www.cdc.gov/ncbddd/autism/features/ASD-digestive-issues-and-pica.html
Considering he used to eat paint chips and other shit and got lead poisoning from it, yeah lol.
Eating nothing but empty calories when you're hungry is a pointless endeavor that only denies others from using lettuce later. Eat something that will satiate your appetite. An entire head of iceberg lettuce does not. Which is why you're hungry again in an hour.
Want lettuce? Make a salad. Finding a lettuce wrapper surrounded by pop cans and candy wrappers just shows that what you're eating is terrible lol. There's only so much a multivitamin can do.
When you're an adult and want to eat nothing but junk and have your inhouse case worker give you another speech for the hundreth time, go ahead. Until then, it's the parents job to try to instill those good habits.
Want to eat whatever you want with your own money? Go ahead, spend your allowance or find a job. Until then, eat properly because there is plenty in the house to be able to.
Finding every tomato eaten in a day or an entire head of lettuce gone after you started making sandwiches is frustrating as hell lol. Let alone the gnats after from trying to hide all your evidence.
e.g. I want everyone to have salad tonight and I'm not going shopping again today.
There’s just no productive reason to eat a whole head of lettuce when you have access to a more diverse option of food. It’s basically just a bunch of water with some fiber, so it may also lead to some interesting bowel troubles later in the day
Also, you can pry my hour-long showers from my cold, dead hands.
The insane farting will destroy the house/apartment