2y ago

new rule

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- Møøse trained by TUTTE HERMSGERVORDENBROTBORDA
  
  Mind you møøse bites can be pretty nasty
- Llama... llama.
  
  Llamas are larger than frogs.
- Was this an Adult Swim thing? It looks familiar
  
  Monty Python and the Holy Grail intro
that sticker either fell out of a Monty Python sketch, or there are Vogons about
- This deserves way more upvotes.
  
  please stay on Reddit
ps aux | grep vim | grep -v grep
- I don't know what exactly this will do, but I know enough about the terminal to get the feeling this is a bad idea
  
  It searches for a process named vim using grep (which searches within provided lines), but since grep vim also contains vim, we then exclude grep too, so only the actual vim process gets found without the grep vim process. Sounds a lot like this post, doesn't it?
  
  It'll give a list of processes with vim in the name. You could also just pgrep vim but that's too easy.
- How'd you get my shell history?
“Bill posters will be prosecuted”.
….
‘Bill Posters is Innocent!’
- Free Hat!
- "Don't Hump"
  Me: 😔
I love the cadence of this
I have several questions.
- "Where can I get some?"
  
  Sure let's go with that
It's stickers all the way down
Time to get a gigantic sticker with 2 point font stating stickers are prohibited in the corner, and the rest whatever the fuck I want. Probably buttholes.
This is why we have grammar.
Sorry that's not allowed either. Read the other sticker:
ALL STICKERS EXCEPT STICKERS ABOUT STICKERS BEING PROHIBITED EXCEPT STICKERS ABOUT STICKERS BEING PROHIBITED BEING PROHIBITED ARE PROHIBITED.
I'll be a bore, but this is just printed on a black and white printer. This is not a sticker.
- but it sticks, cuz it's sticky, it's a sticker
  
  I'm not sure. Perhaps the paper was simply glued with glue.
- A piece of paper that sticks to something is a sticker.
  
  A piece of paper that sticks to most things is a sticker. Because toilet paper will stick to damp things despite not being a sticker.

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