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The Picard Maneuver @startrek.website

2y ago

I've earned it

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Me after writing 1 word for my dissertation.
- You could copy paste your sentence, 8x increase in productivity.
  
  But imagine how drunk they'd get if they did that.
Oh wow I just realized who Elon Musk is trying to look like with all the surgery.
- I bet he got the eye that leaks blood instead.
Me when I lose 1kg on my diet (gained 3kg back)
- Who needs to diet when you can just take a shit?
  
  Say what you want about bulimia, but that shit does work.
Me after completing exactly zero (0) tasks on my to do list
- Me getting ready to do 0.5 of the task.
  
  I like your approach
- Me after creating the to-do list:
He looks so danish that it hurts my norwegian mind
- Yeah good guess
  
  Since @CurlyMoustache is norwegian, I'm guessing, that they knew that about Mads already.
  I bet @CurlyMoustache is cool, even though they aren't danish.
- If he was drinking more, he would look swedish.
  
  If he was swedish, the cigarette would be a herring
- Is Dolph Danish?
  
  Worse. He's swedish
Me when I smoke and drink pee. (Mads)
Wait, that's done after? Not before?
- This is the to-do list
- During is the best of both worlds.
Here's to feeling good all the time.
✅took my final exam today
❌made a 30%
✅better than a zero! 🥂
MadsLad
task 1: touch lips
The ultimate mad lad
- Mads lad
Who is that guy? He looks familiar.
- Actor Mads Mikkelsen, from Casino Royale, Rogue One, and more.
  
  Thanks!
- He's Hannibal the cannibal.
Is that a tea bag? Is he drinking hot tea from a wine glass?
- It's for the antioxidants

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