Andrule Garfield
Andrule Garfield
9 comments
-
-
So my chances of having sex with Andrew Garfield increase the longer I hang around him? 🤔
-
More like increases the longer he holds out
-
I feel like in general, your chances of having sex with most people increase the longer you're around them.
-
-
Based.
-
"You know the one thing I have in common with this lasagne, Jon? We're both best served up in pans."
-
Thought this was talking about the president before realizing that's James Garfield.
9 comments
“I’m straight until I’m horny, Jon.”
“Time for your lasagna John.”
jon eagerly offers up his ass
”i love mondays” jon whispers haughtily