Do your nuts hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder
Like a continental soldier?
Do your nuts hang low?
Nah, it's kinda nice to let them swing in the breeze.
Sorry to break it to you: donât ask for whom the balls toll, they toll for you.
ButâŚthis is guys at all ages??? If it was a cold day, it would be the opposite.
And sometimes you panic cuz you can't find one because it went up towards the abdomen.
No, because I donât run commando
It hurts my knees.
It's like five miles of paddleball hackey sack
Doesnât hurt, but it might just be because of the boxer briefs.
Yet another reason I don't run
??
No idea, everything else starts to hurt way before those.
It don't đ