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gibmiser @lemmy.world

2y ago

No nut November is finally over but...

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I'd nearly forgotten about this scene from Look Who's Talking Now. Thanks
- What the fresh hell is this
  
  Look who's talking tells some bad romance story, but with a twist that it's through the eyes of a baby with an adult inner monologue played by Bruce Willis. He mostly tries to figure out the stupid behaviors of adults.
  This demon is from the sequel and how the now-toddlee views the toilet. Potty training is a sub plot of the movie.
- excuse me?
- I loved and hated it since the first time I saw it
Not pooping for 3 days?? Try not pooping for 30
- Toxic Megacolon
- Nah I'm good
- 31
- I simply have a catheter installed so I can complete the challenge with ease. I’m so smart.
- Better stock up on beans
Remember the no-shit guy from back when we came to Lemmy? I wonder how they're doing
- Turns out they were full of shit in a different way
- Wait what? Link?
  
  Good times
no more shitposting until next year 😥
Would you rather have your toilet crave your excrement, or despise you for it?
- Definitely crave it. The idea of my toilet begging me not to every time I have to take a dump… or worse yet, quietly crying throughout the process… I’d just rather not tbh
  
  God damn it I'm going to bed
  
  You'd end up shitting your pants, and then you'd have to deal with your clothes complaining about the smell all day.
  
  Or if you have gut rot it just goes "Ohhh...gaaaah! Noooo!!!"
- Crave it, but in a friendly crackhead sort of way.
  
  I'll buy you a hamburger if you let me eat your shit.
It's been Non-stop Nuttin' November for me, I'm so glad to finally get a rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak and spongy.
- Now it's don't-stop dumpin' December
Moooom the toilet monster's back and you promised that wouldn't happen again
Brace yourselves, Jerk-off January is coming.
- Looks like I started early.
Its 0:50 here and Im literally sitting on the toilet...
- better get up off dat
I prefer destroy dick december
Send me all ur cheese I'm doing this shit (actually I'm not doing shit)
- I gotcha fam. I got a block of cheddar cheese spiked with fentanyl with your name on it.
  
  I'll DM you my address
Fuck I failed already
Holy hell
I hope it is fiber February then
I will gladly lose this battle.
I've failed 6 times today
I can’t wait to poop this.
He wants our doo doo and our pee pee!
- All he's getting is my knuckle babies
Whoever came up with don't dump December is trying to get people to win the darwin award: impaction edition. Sounds like a psyops cooked up over at 4chan
- What's funny is I thought I came up with it then Googled it and, of course someone else had already done it.

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