What's the best answer?

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Bottom draw , back left, just behind the jar of teeth.

Mind goblin deez nuts

Yes, your head looks like a testicle.

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Yes

Wtf was that guy's name? Shit, he's asking a question, say something so he thinks you're paying attention

"Damn, that's sooo crazy!"

Crap, he's staring. Did I say the wrong thing? Fuck, say something else

"Sixty nine"

You son of bitch!

Only when my wife’s away

No, you freak!

Here is a question for the mind readers out there.

Why do I have a face of post-nut clarity when I'm only standing here looking at you?

Trick question. 😉

Joke's on you. I'm not a superintelligent being with near-omnipotent power!

Wait...

You would like that, don't you?

Yes, I have a dick.

Kind of like baloney, but with a gummy texture.

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In these comments: competing camps of potential mind readers.

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I'm autistic, I can't even pretend to read minds