I sometimes just randomly think of this and it makes me break out into giggles. Usually during an inappropriate time.
"God damn it. They fucked it up! The beef is at the top and not the left!"
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world that it hurts...
Reminds me of the time when I ordered a BLT at Subways. I didn't add lettuce and tomato during toppings selection assuming it already would be included. I ended up with a bacon mayo sub
None pizza with left beef. Famous, it even has a Wikipedia article.