I don't want a lot for ChristmasThere is just one thing I needI don't care about the presentsUnderneath the Christmas treeI just want you for my ownMore than you could ever knowMake my wish come trueAll I want for Christmas is Nuuukes
Christmas Nukes and holly berries, make the season bright. About 1-megaton fireball in brightness to be exact. But who needs their skin or organs anyway at Christmas? The important thing is to go out there, and make a big impact.