Not if the lack of grammar and education gets you first...

This is a person who was able to get a driver's license...

You'd be amazed how many people driving daily don't and have never had a license. Used to be a police dispatcher, shit happens all the damn time.
- What's the procedure then? Arrest, pressing charges, payments or other punishment I (blissfully ignorantly) assume
They also most likely vote
The individual whom put this up might not be the original owner of the vehicle. There's a possibility someone vandalised the vehicle
- Nah, three a lot of these kind of cars around the country.
Bar is too low.
- Any lower and it will be a line on the ground, judging by the example at hand.

It must be really hard living life this way.

Actually, it’s super easy, barely an inconvenience.
- Wow. Wowowow. Wow.
- Oh really...
Don't worry, they aren't aware enough to feel shame or stupidity.
- Yeah people this dumb either think it’s a good thing and revel in it or are incapable of forming the thought/reaching the level of self-awareness that allows them to think “maybe I’m stupid.”
Nope, ignorance is bliss. They literally don't know anything about anything. They just assume everything they believe is the truth.
- But they're then getting absolutely freaked out about every benign thing. It has to be super exhausting and stressful
And just think how hard it is for loved ones and social services that need to put up with you...
Any guess as to who they voted for?

I knew it! Vacations are killing us. If you value your life; no more vacations!

Yes! Strap me to the millstone!
I'm sure there's a right wing "movement" for that too. Along with anything else that favors corporations and fucke over Americans
Clearly written by a hard-working business isn't.

For those who are wondering if this picture is real or not, I couldn't say. But I have seen a fair share of misspellings and bad grammar written on trucks about similar sentiments in Nevada (seeing where the license in the picture belongs to). The take away of this is that usually there is a correlation between education and conspiracies (believing in misinformation), and it's a very real, serious issue in this country.

Wait. You mean to tell me that giving kids terrible educations…makes them more susceptible to being stupid assholes?
- Somebody should let the GOP know so they stop trying to defund education! Surely they wouldn't want entire generations of people growing up to be ignorant, conspiracy believing assholes with no critical thinking skills!
More specifically, we don't really teach source analysis in a lot of schools anymore. I've run into college students who have no idea of how to discern that a source is bullshit - especially if the site or source looks well-polished and sounds like it knows what it's talking about. Even a lot of Q people have figured out that the best way to draw people in is to look and sound professional, not just ranting into a camera in your truck cabin - you need a nice backdrop, and probably a polo shirt at minimum.

Did Charlie Kelly write this?

I didn't seem any reference to his speciality bird law

Well.. they spelled "19" correctly.

and vacation

I'd like to see a teacher attack this with the red pen.

I'm not even a teacher, and I would love to attack this with a red pen.
- I keep thinking of this.
  https://youtu.be/0lczHvB3Y9s

I love how noone explores the possibility that this was written by someone who hates them to make them look bad lol

Yeah I feel like this has to be satire
Why would we do that? Anti-vaxxers make themselves look bad all the time.

I saw this type of manifesto on a brand new Yukon the other day in the Hobby Lobby parking lot. It was all cut vinyl lettering, nice contrast of color against the shiny black paint. It was honestly surreal, and could be an untapped market for the folks at Cricut.

I have a cricut collecting dust. Maybe I should start an etsy for bananapants vehicular rants.
- bananapants vehicular rants
  Well you already have your business name figured out.

BUT WHAT ABOUT ARE RIGHTS?

VACATIONS ARE KILLING US!

Not exactly a rave review of the American educational system.

No wonder European countries don't accept US high school diplomas as sufficient for acceptance into a college or university.

Vacations are killing us! Ban Hawaii!

Hey might as well die happy . VACATION woo!

Sovcittery at its finest.

See that's not even a word

gonna give the owner a break and assume they wrote this on the back just after their stroke.

During their stroke*
- Not enough garble flabben peanut butter delasan yogurt bacouratit for it to have been written mid stroke... source: I have witnessed 3 loved ones die from strokes.

Oh my god it took me forever to realize that "Are rights have been taken away" contained a grammar error. I need more sleep.

What's a "man deats"

I think they misspelled "teats." Those little milker nipples.
- You answer is clearly better, but if op was seriously asking, I think they meant “mandates”.
  The truck author would probably assume mandates are a Gay’s thing though if he spelled it right.

"Covet 19 are rights vacations have been mandeats are taken away killing us in the Land of Free."

Add a dash of oil and a sprinkle of crushed almonds to that masterpiece and you’ve got yourself one tasty word salad. Yum yum.
Don't dead, open inside.

"hmpf I prefer my psychosis with proper punctuation"

Covet 19. Dream of being under 20 once again!

Can someone compute cove+19?

Isn't it Covet 19?
Or would that be stupider
- No worry, we're at rock bottom already.
COVID

I'm always surprised how much they spelled correctly.

this don't look real

I wish this was the case but I've seen more than enough vehicles like this at home and down in the US in my travels into redneck areas. The vans are worse as they have more room for the errors. Usually there's some Trump stuff too.
How to tell that someone hasn't visited Twitter recently
Yeah this is obviously satire / karma mining.
- There are very stupid people out there who want everyone to know what they think.
- I see this stuff daily in my city. It's accurate.
- Satire? Maybe. Karma mining? Not on a platform like Lemmy. There’s no value to karma on Lemmy - no one wants to buy a Lemmy account with a bunch of Karma to start shilling from - the user base is still just too small to be worth it.

Proper translation:

Covid 19 vaccines and mandates, are killing us in the land of the free. Our rights are being taken away from us.

I'm not sure about the vaccines as we're entering Alex Jones territory there that's not really my place to comment on

but i can say the potential hillbilly has a point in my opinion the covid 19 mandates were poorly miss-managed almost everywhere across the globe. Lots of mom and pop shops had to close doors even some bigger businesses which created alot of job loses and lots of people were affected financially people whom struggled to put food on the table buy petrol pay for the leccy and keep a roof on there head. All this over poorly managed goverments and bureaucrats across the world and on top of this you got governments telling you what todo and if you didn't follow through with the governments demands you could land your self a heafty fine and some prison time. I can see why people may be starting to get pissed off

What about the vacations?
- And the aqueducts!
- What about them?
I agree in principal but a lot of the people who talk about COVID restrictions and their rights are incensed at the idea of, for example, wearing a cloth mask. But things like the TSA, extrajudicial police killings, and the legislatures and courts trying to overturn voter-approved abortion protections are all a-okay with a lot of them.

These "people" don't even understand what they don't understand and most aren't capable of doing so. Why do we pander to them?

Probably because they vote... every damn time.
These are the exact type of people that sit at home watching Fox News all day, every day. Getting outraged at ridiculous made up controversies and big lies that are designed to convince them that the only way to "save this country" and solve all of their obvious problems is to vote Republican. And when the Republicans get in power of all three branches, like Trump for example, now it's the "deep state" and the Democrats that are holding him back and the answer is yet again, more Republicans.
That's why I personally will never understand the people who intentionally don't vote. The dumbest, most brainwashed motherfuckers in the entire country are going to show up and help put their corrupt overlords in place, and y'all are just gonna let them pull the rope? That's something i'll never understand.
Lowest common denominator

Plus they park like an asshole

First they came for the grammar...

I just want to put a sticker on it that says "GO TO SCHOOL"

This has got to be someone trolling, right? Right?

It's hard to be sure these days.

The hell is a mandeat

Mandates?
- Could be, thanks
My man deats are
6”1’ 175lb Likes snowboarding and hiking
The present tense for mandate of course.

At least it's not Texas

Is there an infowarrior rides community on Lemmy yet?

Image Transcription:

[Photo of the back of a white car with a censored Nevada license plate. The phrases "Covet 19", "Vacations and mandeats are killing us in the Land of Free", and "Are rights have been taken away" are somewhat crudely written on the back of the car in black marker.]