Skip brushing your teeth by combining it with breakfast

Oh, fuck that's gross. I mean, really...a hotdog for breakfast?

Yeah, where’s the glass of vinegar?
No onions, jalapenos, tomatoes, or relish either, just raw dogging it

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we've always wished this was an option. There are so many posts I would delete.

ok so hear me out. you know how they have those dog treats that also supposedly clean their teeth as well? what if we just made those, but for people? we could call them bachelor biscuits or something

Bachelor's Breakkie

Bruh, I worry to think what swallowing this much toothpaste would do to the inside of your stomach. There's a reason "pea size" is the amount required on a brush.

Because America will use anything but metric
- What's metric or imperial got to do with pea-size toothpaste amounts?
Toothpaste is (almost) entirely safe. Only real danger is fluoride, which needs unlikely amounts to reach toxicity (a kid was hospitalised after eating an entire tube, kinda amounts). (I personally cannot guarantee that you won't get the shits with the pictured abomination, but you will be safe, at least)
The pea size is the amount required, because that's how much you need to clean your teeth.
Advertising companies display full-brush coverage to boost sales, and the only thing they're endangering is your wallet (and the environment due to over production. And your sanity. And other things. But not your health).
- Except that it seems to give me wild indigestion whenever I swallow even the smallest amount. Sure it may not happen to everyone. So it's not a problem for some people but still.
  My dentist, when I had one used to tell me not to rinse my mouth after brushing out because I had receeding gums. Can't do that anymore without suffering hugely.

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The worst part is seeing the bite out of a piece that had toothpaste. It just sells the idea of disgust

I wish you didn't post this :(

@foodcrimes

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NO

minty hotdog? I am in

You are such an asshole OP

the Colglizzy

Glizzodent

Mmmm! Minty weiners!

I have so many questions

Are they all "why?"

Ooo, my first, uh, what's the word. Beetlebrub?

I hate this in the best way. Don't you threaten me!

Unless your breakfast is orange juice

If you know that drinking OJ after using toothpaste tastes horrible, I have but one question: why are you brushing your teeth before breakfast and not after?
- I don't do that, but I also don't know why people do that.