Super secret
Super secret
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When the dog dies because it didn't get its medication, and you are having the tombstone engraved, all the sudden it will come to you.
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The pharmacy where I get my pets meds from uses my birthday with the cats name.
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What a bitch.
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You call yourself a dog owner and don't celebrate their birthday?
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No. My dogs are stupid and useless. Also, every morning when they get their treats, they act like it's their birthday anyway.
They do get fruit for Christmas though.
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Yes I do!
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Never ask a lady her age, especially in dog years.
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better privacy policy than most companies
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google translate better get cracking
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Just use her mum's maiden name
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I recently realized my dog is a year older than I thought because of a Facebook memory. I've been angry that he lied about his age all this time.
At the very least, a lie of omission. He could've corrected you.
Seriously! He just sat there smugly silent anytime anyone asked how old he is.
Not mentioning the lie of omission.
Meta af.
I know how old my cat is because I know how old my niece is. If you're bad with dates make them easy to remember. Not going to lie i make anniversaries intentionally on the first and not an insignificant amount have been Jan first which is even easier.