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Bans are never an effective strategy to prevent general use. Here we see the horrible consequences of America's continuing war on Kinder Eggs.

These are Less Kind Eggs
- Erwachsene eggs

I donated $15 to planned parenthood in the vain hope it will prevent another you from being born.

anyone care to test this and report the results?

Nah, I'm not that great in the kitchen.
- Ooooh I'd love to try that
- Horrifically Good right? Because now I feel the need to do them....
10/10 egg nut
- I miss free awards for comment like this 😂😂😂😂
Of course it's good. Don't you know there's eggs in chocolate cake?
- guess i can't really argue with that...
It's great. I eat boiled eggs with salt and a sweet toast all the time.

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Inside the meal itself

I know this is prime shitpost material but I want to downvote this so much

Same dilemma

Every day, we stay further from God and sanity.

I like to nut on my eggs too

I try to avoid buying / eating palm oil. And since Nutella uses palm oil, I don't buy it.

Okay
- I’m joking, you have a good point. We should all be avoiding palm oils.

Whelp, this one's going straight into the food crimes folder; thanks for the addition!

Delicious international food crime

After that certain kind of pizza I`m not impressed by some things anymore.

Is hazelnut so bad on eggs? I've used sugar in deviled eggs before and they were fine. Am I too American to understand this?

At first glance, I thought that was a fish head on a hardboiled egg. Once I saw the Nutella jar, I realized what it was. It's significantly less gross to me now.

I'm glad you like the creamy egg snack

Nutella is overrated, change my mind

Edit: forgot my

Mind my changed
edit: my
- It took a few to figure out what happened since the post you replied to has been corrected but it was worth it.
I know it's an unpopular opinion, but I'll take it a step further and say it's gross. Way too sweet, and it has an over processed funkyness to it.
- I've had it once and never again. I agree

That's what an entire country banning Kinder Eggs does.

Erwachsen Egg
(I don't know german)

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I'd rather see the real version of Kinder eggs, a nice hard boiled egg inside a creamy chocolate shell. Mmmmm. No plastic junk, just 100% snacking goodness.

Ah, the cousin to the famous MayonEgg.

Rosé with ahorn syrup is better than dessert wine.

Wow, that's a tough mouthful...

I was wondering if Marmite would be less worse, but it's all savoury so probably fine. We don't have nutella, but we do have some weirdass biscuit spread which might be even worse

Nutella is just a hazelnut spread, lots of brands make it. If hazelnut spread doesn’t exist, well what the hell.
Marmite is probably much, much better.
- Indeed. Sadly, I won't be confirming either way

Arson

Still better than a few posts on c/foodporn

For a good 5 seconds, I thought it was a marshmallow

Wouldn't that have been a terrible thing
- Are you insinuating putting Nutella on an egg is better than a marshmallow