I don't care that people say it's fake. It's real for me god damn it!
nooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Fix it by renaming the fish
This is like the Plumbus skit from Rick & Morty, but not narrated by a wifebeater
Oh he was found guilty? I heard someone say all the charges were dropped some time ago.
I just looked it up and while the original charges were dropped, there's new allegations. So a court's not found him guilty of anything but it doesn't seem like he's smelling of roses either.
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/horngus-of-a-dongfish/
Don't you dare fact check the dongfish
Dong check the factfish
Nor the wind, the sun or the rain
I don't care that people say it's fake. It's real for me god damn it!
nooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Fix it by renaming the fish