Your mission is to ruin a baby shower in 6 words or less, what you say?

You're keeping it this time?

A baby? In this economy?

Did the abortion fail?

Everyone here a potential father too?

Have you told him it's mine?

Oh it’s not that kind of shower?

When's the funeral?

"So who's the father this time?"

You're under arrest for child abuse

Are you keeping it?

Hey guys, I'm pregnant too.

"Too bad your boyfriend couldn't come."

Wasn't that labor ward responsible for mixing babies some time ago?

Sorry, I don't follow the rules. wild card