Well that's one way to describe it
Well that's one way to describe it
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I'm both extremely curious and extremely disinterested in learning more. I feel like if I learn about upgrading my vajeen I might obsess over it and my current one works fine.
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Plus if you ever enter a horror movie scenario the squeaks would give you away.
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Like wet running shoes on a freshly waxed floor.
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It may work for you now, but what if you need a bottleopener? All's I'm saying is that we have the technology.
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WD-40 has a new use
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I honestly didn't think I would ever read those words in that particular order
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So, like, the left lip is a new basketball shoe, and the right one is a freshly waxed basketball court? That kind of squeak?
Does it leave a black mark in her panties when she walks?
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If it does, can you wiggle the bottom of another shoe/vagina against the underwear to remove the mark?
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Hi, is this fleshlight still available?
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That would surely have to cause some unwanted chaffing right?
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Actually why….
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Cuz the babies kept falling out, obviously
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Gross
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Guy: WHY. WON’T. YOU. CUM!?
Lizzie Cundy: NANOMACHINES, SON! THEY HARDEN IN RESPONSE TO SEXUAL STIMULATION. YOU CAN’T PLEASURE ME, JACK!