2y ago

england rule

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I really want a tomboy gf, but I guess I'll have to take one for the team.
- Thanks buddy. Only one of us has to pick the right.
Notice how it says nothing about Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland. So nothing of value is lost.
- Rhy cywir!
No more England please. Signed, An English Person
what happens if you're english but want a tomboy gf? :(
- No problem! Since you're in the EU and part of the Schengen Area you can easily cross the border to a neighboring country to live and work before accepting the deal.
  ... oh, nevermind.
  
  He can still go to Ireland passport free
- The whole universe disappears into a Hawkinhole.
  
  I wanna disappear into Hawking's hole 😳
- Nothing too bad, actually. I think you will quite enjoy the 3 milliseconds with your tomboy gf before disappearing.
I'm Scottish ancestry so I hope the King can't swim
Bye bye England!!!
Definitly no more England!
Well goodbye England I guess
One doms me but the other might kill me when it suddenly disappears...
Tough choice 🤔
Wow bye bye England, not even sad I never got the chance to visit. I’ll play your anthem on my anniversaries.
the rare rule when anything is better than a girl :3
england can shove off
What did us English do?
- We were some horrible bastards back in the day.
  It's quite cool though, seeing as realistically we're tiny and still achieved all the things we did.
  
  I mean yeah, but excusing Scotland and Wales participation in the Empire is just historical revision.
What country’s next, the Netherlands?
- Just give it a few years and the Netherlands will be underwater anyway, so there's no need to pick that over a tomboy gf
  
  You know who you’re talking to, right? If it wasn’t for our mastery of water, we wouldn’t have about half the land we do have. We’ll be fine.
What has England done? Am Iissing something?
- Its England, that should clear things up
  
  Oh, I see, that makes sense. Thanks angry Terrarian.

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