How long does it take your body to process and excrete gummy worms, and how to make it faster?

Don't ask why.

UPDATE: GOING WITH THIS ONE

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Man I really wanna know what the fuck you're up to
- He is the Florida Man of Lemmy.... LEMMY MAN
- This is gonna go down in lemmy history
- Probably weed.
  
  Nah dude, weed don't make you care so much about your digestive system as long as you can keep munching.
Gummies are pretty much just gelatin and sugar. You're not gonna poop anything.
- But are they allowed to poop?
- The urgency makes me wonder if these gummys may have additional medicinal ingredients...
  
  I hate that my first thought was the haribo sugar free gummy bear reviews and not weed gummies
What is up with you man? First the asklemmy now here. I hope all is well?
- I had been eating very little and avoiding fibres for 24 hours but someone offered some gummies and i somehow forgot about the whole thing 😭
  
  when you're trying to hold your poop for 3 days but someone offers you gummy worms
  
  🤣🤣 This is most entertained I've been online in a long time, lol. I don't know what you're doing, and I hope you're taking care of yourself, but thank you for all the laughs.
- I’m half convinced this is performance art. I just wonder what is next…
If we're talking those “diet” sugarfree ones you'd better be sitting on the toilet, from what I heard, because you're probably gonna be “processing” them fast and violently...
Depending on how many gummy worms and their manner of entrance, they will potentially expedite themselves.
This lore is getting intense
OOOHH I KNOW!
You're writing a book?

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