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oleorun @real.lemmy.fan

2y ago

NaCls

Morn Salt

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Starboard nacelle is labeled S for Salt
Port nacelle is labeled P for Pepper
They are really missing a trick in not selling an Enterprise salt/pepper shaker set. Use the saucer section as a serving platter for something.
- I don't if it's still sold, but there's an enterprise pizza cutter. Been using it for over a decade now.
  
  RIP Think Geek
  
  I've wanted one just for the novelty. I... I don't like pizza that much.
  
  A few years ago, a pizza company in the UK gave away a lightsaber pizza cutter with tokens from a certain amount of boxes. I saved up and got one, and it was great. It would make the lightsaber noise when you cut the pizza.
  My mother in law put it through the dishwasher and destroyed it 😤
- Wedding gift idea .... Trek themed dinner set ... Federation ship dishes and serving set .. complete with Klingon meat cutting knife set ... Vulcan cutlery ... all presented on a giant dinner table with a glass top and the legs built to look like Deep Space 9
  
  STOP. I CAN ONLY GET SO ERECT.
Now add Ram Scoops!
- Rom scoops?
- And a rear spoiler .... maybe some graphics like yellow flames on the sides
Ooof... perspective fail. Those NaCls only spin you in circles.
- Subspace distortion caused by a harmless burst of ion radiation.
- ?

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