2y ago

oooh la la rule

I'll just be over here giving myself a handé

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There IS a fancy term for a fuck buddy. The word is "paramour"
But if you actually used it, people would think you're pretentious lmao.
- Baisez mon pote? Ami avec avantages?
  Nah, those still sound pretty pretentious.
  
  That's because it's fr*nch
  
  Nah, "baisez mon pote" means "fuck my friend". A proper translation would be "pote de baise", although to be honest I've never heard it in use here — the more common expression is "plan cul", which minimizes the "buddy" part but can obviously cover a lot of nuances.
  At least that's what I'm guessing from the TV shows, everyone I know is either in an actual relationship or does not have s*x at all 🤷
  
  I'm never going to be able to read HGTTG the same again after seeing your username. Thanks a lot
  
  Baisez mon pommes de terre
Me when fr*nch language 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
- Oui oui, Baguette, Croissant, Omelette Du Fromage, Gérard Depardieu.
  
  Foux da fafa
- giving multiple Shrek's a blowjob?
- Does shrek get as horny over it as you? or are just using him?
Dafuq? My unengaged fuckbuddies can call me whatever they want.
Prude prune embittered craving for marriage...
I can't be the only one that internally rolls my eyes when people refer to their significant other as a fiance/fiancee, right?
Unless you have a date set and it's soon, don't try to church up your situation.
- Mm, I think you actually may be the only one.
  
  Guess you're right, oh well. c/unpopular opinion for me.
  I think it's a vestige from my time in the military and how many stripper fiancees my soldiers had.
- Oof, you're the only one. As long as no one is playing grab ass at the roller coaster line, I think we're good.
  
  Getting angry or complaining about how someone calls their significant other and gatekeeping when it can be used is something they should've learnt to get over a long time ago.
  
  Hey now, there's nothing wrong with grabbing your partner's ass in public every once in a while.
  
  What about slap ass?
- You'd hate me then. I'm not even married nor engaged to my wife. We just call each other that because it feels nice.
  
  That's somehow much better in my mind. Assuming you don't do it with every tinder date that lets you get your dick wet.
- I think fiance, wife, and husband all sound bad. I call my partner my partner, because she's my life partner. Really it's a better description in my opinion. Being a wife or husband means absolutely nothing, especially given most end rather quickly
  
  Hah, meanwhile I think partner sounds bad, because it will never stop making me think of a law firm.
- Woah how did you get your username like that?
  
  You can change your display name on your instance settings.
My wife and I thought that phase was super weird honestly. It was like suddenly just by mentioning your gf/bf to a stranger you're telling them a really major thing in your life.
Me and who?

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