2y ago

Texas litterbug arrested after dumping 200 pounds of trash

Barcode leads to arrest of Texas litterbug behind 200 pounds of trash

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What, did he tip over Greg Abbot?
Thats not a litterbug, that's a litterbeast
- And an asshole.
  
  He's a litterasshole
You can get, anything you want, at Alice's* Restaurant.
- Officer Obie, I cannot tell a lie. I put that envelope under that half a ton of garbage.
  
  I don't think I can pick up the garbage with these handcuffs on.
- *Alice's
  
  I used to listen to that song every Thanksgiving on the way to my mom's house, but my daughter won't let me anymore.
- (Excepting Alice)
I’m honestly amazed they did anything about it.
- He’ll be elected governor
Don't mess with Texas!
- Fun (albeit personal) fact: I'm a Brit who was sent to work in Texas in '96. I've still got a "Don't Mess With Texas" t- shirt from that time.
Got abbots mom, finally!
Definitely an asshole. That said, if it included some furniture, that could just be like, a sofa
- It could be 0.23ft³ or 31.99 metric cups of lead.

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