2y ago

Solid financial advice

I'm a financial advisor and you should take this seriously

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Yeah but sucking that much dick is difficult when you don't have the heroin to forget...
Find a $500k house for sale
Don't buy it
You just saved $500k
Repeat
- woah, just last week I didn't buy a $3m villa. I gotta check my balances.
That's $109,500 a year before taxes. Not bad but not rich.
- That's the money you save by not using heroin, not income, you should not need to pay taxes on it.
  
  Could, you fit, any,more commas, in there?,
- It’s definitely not, at least by my math. 300/8 (for an 8 hour day) is 37.5 an hour. 40 hours a week makes this 1,500. 52 weeks in a year is 78,000. A much lower number.
Tried this but I now have debt with people that want to hurt me. Help.
- Fight hate with love. You need more dick sucking to pay your debt. Remember, don't do it for free.
- Just sell your kneecaps. Win-win since they can no longer break them.
Funny thing is I actually lived that life. I was a heroin addict, I got to the point of needing $200-$300 daily to get me by. Part of my motivation for quitting was the thought that I would have so much money for whatever once I kicked the habit... and once I got off the shit, I no longer had that kind of money. I guess I wasn't desperate enough to figure out schemes to make that much every day. So this meme is bullshit! I thank the gods I didn't end up a prostitute at least... but I would probably have more money if I did. Damn it.
- Out of curiosity - what schemes were you cooking up for that kind of money? Given that you said you didnt end up a prostitute the obvious answer is out lol
  
  I was a functioning addict, and had a job where I was able to tweak the records here and there to make more every day than I should have... by a couple hundred. It was amazing how incompetent the boss man was.
- Damn, $300 daily is a crazy amount of money
  
  $50/hr at a standard 9-5, ignoring the need for basic necessities like shelter or food.
I've told this to smokers all my life. By quitting cigars they could have 2 extra ice creams plus some cheetos every day. Yeah those were my metrics when I started, I refuse to change them.
- But then they would eventually become obese.
I think the real benefit is discovering what it is like to be in a pure and absolute state of desperation trying to find enough money to get the next fix.
You could become a heroin addict, or a CEO that is about to report during earnings season. There is little to distinguish the two when you look at it.
- One could end up in prison in the process of making the needed money and the other is a CEO
How to get rich:
Get lots of money
??????????
Profit
You forgot the 20,000 in rehab therapy
- You pay it off in 2 months though.

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