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2y ago

You never go full Riker

Title provided by: @dnzm@lemmy.ml

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1 Riker - Virgin. You trust him to do his best to make a good impression. May not know what he's doing but by golly he'll try.
2 Rikers - Missionary. Classic, reliable, and gets the job done perfectly.
3 Rikers - He has fucked his way into this situation and he will fuck himself out of it.
4 Rikers - He has tried to fuck himself out of the situation. The situation was Pon Farr night at the Trek Convention.
- 7 Rikers is effectively just a jazzy, horny, sentient beard.
  
  So 'God Ransom' but with a beard and more rizz?
- We’ve all been on the wrong side of a pon farr once or twice
- Riker seems to fuck (up) an awful lot
You never go full Riker
- Oh, that would have been a perfect title for this!
  
  It’s not too late to edit! Q bless Lemmy
- In the heat of the moment, it's forgivable to go full Riker.
Can’t forget the Thomas Riker!
- And mirror Boims!
  
  What episode is this from? I just binged the whole series last weekend and don't remember this
- Why did he take the risk with fake sideburns when he could have just ... grown sideburns?
  https://youtu.be/MVFWJ6DxVZc
  
  Sideburns are a William thing. And thus anathema to all Thomases. Thomasii. Thomasse? Whatever.
- 0.75 Rikers
Just imagine, with all those parallel universes, there was almost definitely a Riker with an even bigger beard.
- ZZ Riker
This is terrific, but why isn't panel 3 a picture of Thomas Riker? Literally the second Riker, who also has a fuller beard (Thomas doesn't shape his beard the way Will does).

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