I've spent literally the entire last month working on tooling to orchestrate our asset management database for NAC (Network Access Control) purposes, and somehow I still didn't think of this.
Now if you'd coloured those lucifer yellow it would have been a top-tier chemistry meme too! (Maybe, IANAC).
I'm no sodium engineer, but are those things pointing in the wrong direction?
Typically you want the business end of the salt shaker aimed towards a dish.