“Now, if you’d like, we can sew your asshole shut and that may just get you over that deductible threshold”
And when he woke up, His skeleton was missing! And the doctor was never seen again! Anyways, That's how I lost my medical license.
“Fuck you, I’m adding it to my spine collection. That’ll be $1800.”
Go to physical therapy for 6-8 weeks, it'll sort itself out
And of course, they'll only cover the third and seventh of those weeks.
Your spine will make a fine addition to my collection
Not covered by insurance until you hit your $5000 deductible
“Now, if you’d like, we can sew your asshole shut and that may just get you over that deductible threshold”