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Stamets @startrek.website

2y ago

I didn't study

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I believe it is ooh eeh ooh aah aah ting tang wallawalla bang bang.
- I see you went for the extra credit essay
try to examine one or more of your buddies, for the answers
don't forget to say "no homo" while you're at it
- Also keep the socks on it homo if you take off the socks
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A.
- It’s A then B, and finish with “Start” newb
  
  I googled it cause its been like 24 years since I actually used it lol
Magna cum laude
- Cum louder?
  
  Cum harder, cum faster, cum stronger
Don’t worry they use the bell curve
- Well, a curved bellend. Same difference.
Up your ass, OP
According to me and most of my buddies, the answer is diverticulitis in varying degrees.
"deeper" usually works
- "Yes, daddy."
  
  "Harder"
What did you get for number two?
- I was just about to ask you, assman
Stay in school, kids!
Is that a young Jason Momoa?
- It’s that one actor whose eyebrows steal every scene.
  Edit: No joke, if you search “eyebrow actor”, it’s all him. Will Poulter.
I do, but I have to show you

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