diminishing returns but here's day 5 of stock photos memes

Bad advice. Glas bottles can shatter inside and kill you. But with some practic and a whole lot of lube a melon is quite fun indeed 😊

Yeah use a champagne bottle, they’re much stronger. Though make sure it’s uncorked.
- Speaking from your friend's experience amirite ;)
Damn I didn't expect real advice here. Listen to this person, kids
Jokes on you, I saw a video of a lass saving a half empty glass bottle of chocolate milk up her fanny last night. Sure, it was only the neck, and it was for like barely any time at all, but still.
I think it's jars that you're supposed to avoid.
- If you wanna win this argument, you better link your source.
A glass bottle shattering inside of someone's bum literally started a war.

Why no one is talking about the 🍍?

That is not coming out
- Don't threaten them with a good time

"Sweetie, I know EXACTLY what I'm doing."

So much good stuff in this image

wicker basket dude
defeated look of the lady checking out
man's villenous smile
literally everything is fruit vegetables and alcohol
seriously who tf brings a wicker basket to the store

That lady needs some meat. That dastardly villain won't give her meat. #justice for women without meat
Let me introduce you to eastern Europe
Please make a picture with red arrows 😜
There are eggs and a bottle of water
Lady checking out looks like my crazy ex 😐

Unbelievable! It would seem the lowly checker is seated!! I am insulted!! /s

But for real, I enjoy that this image may normalize humans sitting if and when they want to.

Narrator - it's already normalised, wtf is this guy on?
- You must not be in the US, Aldi is the only place I've ever seen sitting cashiers in the US.
in what backwards country are cashiers not allowed to sit down ???
- Basically the entire continent of North America

Those are spring onions though, not leeks

Rant incoming: I cannot tell you how many times I've tried to create a meme and the stock image has the logo all over it. Search for anything on google images (spaceship, boat, man smiling, etc) and you will get a ton of stock images with the stock image stamp of annoyance on it. /rant

I .... Don't see the problem with the stamp or watermark... That's kinda the point for me to be honest.
These pictures weren't made for me, but I'll use them to do what I want with them
- It's fine if it's not an issue for you. But for me, if I'm creating something, I want the image itself to look as clean and HD as possible. For a lot of my memes, the joke is in the image editing itself.
  But all that is just my personal preference for my shit. The rant wasn't meant as an attack