There is a very distinct difference
There is a very distinct difference
Continuing my line of thirst memes
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I'm pretty sure you call Sisko 'father', as in:"forgive me father for I have sinned..."
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So has he
🫢
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On the other hand, "Daddy, I've been very naughty" works, too.
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A little temporal shifting and Pike is a deer in headlights. Sisko was a god before breakfast and still raised a kid single. We don't even wanna see the Pike from Mirror world. *shudders
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Who is Janeway then? What about any of the other captains?
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Captain Mom:
Captain Mommy:
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Q: But you’re a mommy to this crew!
Janeway: 🙄
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- Archer: Captain Fonz
- Lorca: Captain Wedding Crasher
- Prime Georgiou: Captain Valedictorian Cousin
- Mirror Georgiou: Captain Goth Cousin
- Pike: Captain Daddy
- Saru: Captain Hippie Uncle
- Burnham: Captain Older Sister
- Kirk: Captain Horny Uncle
- Sulu: Captain Hornier Uncle
- Picard: Captain Grandpa
- Riker: Captain Horniest Uncle
- Sisko: Captain Dad
- Janeway: Captain Step-Mom
- Freeman: Captain Mom
- Seven: Captain Mommy
- Rios: Captain Daddy (Second Helping)
- Raffi: Captain Born Again Aunt
- Worf: Captain Abusive Step-Dad
- Shaw: Captain Daddy (Third Helping)
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Pretty sure this is just a reflection on me, but I was hoping Captain Mommy would be thicker.
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What about Dax?
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Picard: Captain Grandpa
Oof. Wil Wheaton is older than Patrick Stewart was when he first started playing Jean-Luc.
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Jellico: Captain Dad That Makes Good on his Threats to Send You to Military Boarding School
Pressman: Captain Scumbag Uncle
Harriman: Captain Cameron
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Saru being both Captain Hippie Uncle and Captain Hornier Uncle is an interesting contrast
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Kirk is nowhere nearly as horny as his reputation suggests (at least the TOS version, the Kelvinverse version is basically a parody)
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No. pike looks too preppy. looks like he works as a lawyer and lives in a rich white neighborhood.
Sisko is fucking sexy.
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I recently discovered hell on wheels, while waiting out the next season of snw. I swear I need a fan to be able to watch it! Holy drool!
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Pike is too much of a boy scout. Sisko has that little bit of crazy that keeps you on edge. Is he going to kiss you, or commit a war crime? It's exciting!
now that's what I call a BOGO