If you want to know what the moon blowing up would be like, give Seveneves by Neal Stephenson a read. It’s the last book that got me to stay up all night reading. First two thirds are a solid 9/10.
Middle third is 10/10.
The time is now! Children are our future! America can, should, and will blow up the moon!
I could swear somebody made a song out of this. I wish I could remember who. Probably some nerdcore artist.
Hmm, must be a werewolf.
Or a giant robot who's also its pilot's mother.
Moonanites unite!
In other words my screws are loose
In other words I'm a loon
Awww yeah! Don't make us come down there and beat your moon-hatin ass!
Da moon rulez #1
I quite like the moon, it guides our tides and lights our nights (well the reflected sunlight does). What's not to like?
But not as much as cheese.