Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world forrest @lemmy.world 2y ago you are at home with your wife and daughter and this guy comes in -- what do you do? ignore the "how" and focus on the immediate situation; what do you do?
Point him in the direction of more interesting news (rich minister's supermodel wife got kidnapped, etc) and hope typhoon Rance passes by peacefully
ah, that must be why i made a thread admitting to playing a hentai game https://lemmy.world/post/6575601
Draw my sword! Only a ne'er-do-well would enter another man's home in armor, so the wretched vagabond shall be driven out at once!
DOGS: GUTS!my hounds will dispatch him. the cat will probably descend with claws if he looks at the wife or kid.
Point him in the direction of more interesting news (rich minister's supermodel wife got kidnapped, etc) and hope typhoon Rance passes by peacefully