Everyone wants a "Big Tiddy Goth Girlfriend" but they never ask: "What if it works out? What if you and your BTGG end up married?" You don't always end up with the big tiddy goth wife after a few years. You will end up with a Witch Wife, which is amazing, in my experience.
Fairly sure that’s how you get warts
Doesn't matter, had sex, still counts
Have the warts to prove it.