My favorite is " Vaseline is responsible but not liable for many unwanted pregnancies due to customers not reading the fine print."
Yeah im like wtf is this shit trying to make it sound like your product comes from water and olive oil, not from oil processing. In other news im naming my new fuel 'enviro-fluid' derived from the english word 'environment', spoiler: its petroleum.
i would say that this encounter with Vaseline on social media has: d) slightly improved my view of Vaseline products overall
The fact that they used the Quotation marks like "
this" really bothers me. They even did it twice.