2y ago

Black holes are basically the toilets of the universe.

Change my mind.

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The size of the hole at the back of the toilet where the water drains out is some engineer's estimation of the maximum size of something that they think could come out of your butt.
- Good thing plungers exist
  
  Instructions unclear, flushed the plunger
- I'm pretty sure that's determined by the bend radius actually haha
Nah, When you flush, the shit goes somewhere.
- Some of what you flush is sprayed back up out of the bowl if you don't close the lid. Much like Hawking Radiation.
  
  Closing the lid doesn't help. And in fact all houses are covered in a thin layer of shit particles.
- We got over a hundred bags of human waste on the moon, what's ya point?
  Take my upvote and go look it up.
  
  what’s ya point?
  The shit gets reused and still exists in the environment/universe.
  The opposite of matter entering a singularity.
  
  Toilets don't destroy waste they just send it down a pipe.
- That's only a problem with the Nth American toilet design.
- Aren't black holes per definition always clogged?
If that's the case then OP's mom is like the porta potty trailer of the universe
- Tossing upvotes down the line LOL!
  Thank you for stopping by my Ted Talk.
- But do you name them and keep a photo album like the rest of us? 🤔

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