I mean where are the zipties keeping things secured? It's a mess

The one on the left has titties, so I gotta go with God.

Can't spell titties without IT
That's all I saw in the picture, honestly
I can't look at this meme normally again

Nice rack.

zipties arteries

dies of a heart attack

Better use velcro straps next time

God dammit, those aren’t IT cables, they’re TV cables. The AV guys did it!

TV broadcast headends used to be these monstrously wonderful collisions of AV and networking cables and devices.
Wish I'd taken more pictures, but you know, wanted to keep my job.
- Picture was taken for... documentation!
Yup, SDI, certainly Miranda/Grassvalley stuff like a Kaleido

But God has the challenge of starting with a minuscule room, expand the cabling as it goes without being able to unplug or replace any cables or move servers during the lifetime of the system, and can't afford any downtime or shutdown for maintenance.

He's supposed to be omnipotent. No excuses!
- My brother in Christ, He is the one who is omnipotent, not your weak ass body.
without being able to unplug or replace any cables
Oh! Oh! Here's where I get to bring out one of my favorite terms, which I rarely get to do: Foramen ovale.
Short version: It's a hole in the fetal heart that allows blood to bypass the (non-functioning) lungs. It usually closes up at birth. God found a way to re-route cables upon deploying the system into production.
- Without downtime too!
- Where's the long version?
- Even when you're sleeping the system is still operating. So since it's not 100% active nor completely off it's a weird area that someone with amazing math skills could come up with a higher percentage.
Shhh, the IT guys are trying to have a moment
Also the system has to assemble itself
Ofc he can replace cables he is god he can just pause time make a patch do some maintenance and then unpause
Uh ho! Somebody implied that God is not omnipotent/omniscient, and shall be stoned. Oopsie!

These are beautiful until you have to replace a cable. And in addition you feel like a heel having to undo this art.

Velcro > zip ties
I tried with God's design. 0/10 would recommend.

That nerve in the giraffe necks that goes all the way down and then back up is a perfect example why God should not do cable management.

Vagus nerve?

Unfortunately, most server racks are not that organized. They do the same job God did.

They are for a week.
Then management decide to move marketing in with finance.
- Which would be fine except they want it done yesterday and you're not going to find out about it until 2 days from now.
I'm going to be rebuilding my entire DC hosted server rack in the next 2 weeks. I'm planning on having it be eye sex.
- Is there a !cableporn@lemmy.world? I'd love to see some sexy cables.

This is either 1 week after installation, or 1 week after a refresh. Let's see that rack again in 4/5 years of operation.

“I just need to plug this new cable in for some testing, it’s not permanent”
- Eyetwitch.

Let me see the patch panel. I guarantee it's hideous

It's like the homer Simpson sexy in front clips in back meme.

If you think that's bad check out a giraffe's laryngeal nerve

That is bad, but the comments section is even worse. 🥴
Ping must be awful
This god character is a real prankster.
Very interesting video, thanks for the link!

I guess I am a god then

God's is better for damage control. Larger targets for maximum damage with IT arrangement.

That's why we have to lock the routers in a rack, they'd fall down the stairs and die immediately otherwise

As long as you are not running cables in front cameras, you are better than god in cable management... pretty low bar to clear

Gotta include the cancer-analogue to IT cable management with its procedural generation

My favorite kind of cable porn.

The pedantic nerd in me wants to compare half of the building with the woman, or just the bit right next to the heart to the bit right next to the cabinet.

Probably wasn't even IT but 'roadies' based on those cables

It’s… Evolution or IT Guys

Bro it's a meme doesn't matter if it says god or evolution in this instance.
- Don’t get all salty. Oh wait.

One makes my dick hard. Guess which one?

IT

They'd show the pcb layout if they wanted a true representation.

I wish our cabinets looked like this.. we're supposed to be getting a retractable patch panel soon for a pilot. Hopefully it doesn't suck.

Also nerve damage sucks. When I touch the space in between my chest/pectoral muscles, I feel it in my back. And then the rest of my back is numb lol.

Considering what the device on the left is capable of compared to the device on the right, the cable management on the left suddenly looks very elegant and efficient.

Booba😳