Roll that coal lil' buddy
Roll that coal lil' buddy
Roll that coal lil' buddy
If rolling coal isn't already illegal it should be. And if it is it should be enforced harder.
Don’t forget the truck nuts. Without them you’re just a pussy with a truck.
Trans trucks
Well, the nuts weren't there before, right?
Remember fellas, body shaming is okay as long as you don't like their car
End small-dick hate.
Nobody gives a shit about the size of your junk. The point is that the sort of person who would buy an american pickup truck is so insecure, they want to overcompensate what they perceive as being an obvious flaw.
Rather, you perceive that as their reasoning without even looking at their penis for confirmation. Freud has been largely discredited, a lot has changed since he died in 1939, almost 100yr ago, he isn't necessarily correct on this one (in fact, since he was wrong about almost everything, it's more likely that he wasn't correct.)
Smedium is where it's at.
Like most people who sleep with men, I think all dicks are worthy
What not eating pussy does to a MFer
But nobody will know then how insecure you are.
If you have a small penis and are ashamed, learn to eat pussy or become a femboy. There. Cheaper than both and you'll get more out of it.
Body shaming isn't the way to hate those kind of people.
I do prefer my hate to be independent of hog size.
Just hate everything equally and you're golden.
We must not be mean to assholes!
No, we can be mean to assholes but body shaming those assholes at the same body shames people that are not assholes. It's as stupid as using "gay" as an insult.
Around here, also muffler adjustments or removal. It ain't overcompensation unless it's 160 db of ear shattering, wall shaking volumn.
Wait, there's a pill that makes your dick bigger?
Asking for a friend.
Yes, check your spam folder for details
The only prescription is a bigger truck
I'm just as surprised. I thought it was vacuum pumps that did that kind of work...
Do you have any idea how much suicide pills cost?
Just don't fall for the subscription service.
As a guy I believe both these stereotypes exist.
What pills? Asking for me. I have a small pp. Not small enough to be cute. But still
I don't think there are pills. You either have the genes or don't. Although I just now hypothesized culture may have an effect, but what could unify Japanese and American men as being smaller, yet separate South Europeans as being bigger, for instance?
I watched a documentary about dick enlargement procedures and those pills are all fake. They're just viagra and that's what they mean by making your dick grow.
Size is a fad. Just ask [David](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David(Michelangelo))_.
Other than the normal front shots of the statue, I have never looked at the other angles. I never realized David was from David and the Goliath story and that he had a sling on his back.
I figured it was just some guy named David that has a lot of money and got his statue made and it was famous for who made it.
How weird would that statue be if David was just full mast?
I wouldn’t mind. Also, very.
He might be a grower, don't discount him just yet.
Fingers crossed, a grower not a show'er
I could be wrong but I don't think any real dick lengthening surgeries or medicines exist yet, at least not any that outweigh the cons. You could start early by avoiding circumcision and maybe take some kind of growth hormones during Puberty, but there isn't any point TBH. It's a spongy mass of tubes and arteries that have to balance just right or it stops working forever.
A closet full of real-deal Tapout shirts don't come cheap.
Truck boat truck ftw..ask Early Cuyler
Don't forget the beard oil for the massive beards they love to grow and the truck nuts.
It's funny because this is either a normies talking about penis enlargement pills or a cool person talking about estrogen
Why do dudes who don’t have a truck focus on our dicks so much. It’s honestly weird to have people fetishize your sex organs so hard. It’s like our dicks live rent free ton their minds.
Says the guy whose manhood is so tiny and who's so insecure about their sexuality, they need to buy shit to not feel so bad about themselves.
I mean the person wouldn't do this if people would stop body shaming his dick right? Isn't the meme maker part of the problem lol? You gotta tell him that is dick is aight and maybe save the earth?
Exactly, height and dick size are still in the blind spots of society because the body positive movement isn't actually about that. It's about morbidly obese women eating themselves into an early grave while deluding themselves about the massive long term health consequences of being hundreds of pounds overweight. Then claiming only somewhat fat women, men, amputees, aren't the focus of the movement.
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Except they would, because nobody gives a shit he's got a pencil dick - but in their own heads they think someone actually cares, which is what drives their impulse of overcompensating.
Yeah cause if I say a girl has a loose pussy I'm the asshole
Edit: Your downvotes are proving me right...
Yes? It's mean to make fun of anyone's private parts.
This platform is full of bigots. They try to attach a group to anything to make themselves feel superior. They can't just say selfgrandizing via ones vehicle is dumb.