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One year after assassination attempt, MAGA reiterates "God spared Trump"

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The assassin did hit a firefighter behind Trump. Did God not care about that guy?
- No
Fucker thought he was Lee Harvey Oswald and forgot to double-tap before his head got turned into a rooftop Jackson Pollock. Unforgivable mistake.
So, the same god (lowercase intentional) that spared Taco decided to murder innocent children that were camping and got hit with a flash flood? Is this supposed to be a good god?
- First answer: yes
  Second answer: is that profitable?
Ask them why their God let all those kids die in Texas, but spared Trump?
- “Because it’s all part of his plan!”
  The reason their arguments work for them, is because they never needed to make sense in the first place.
Ask them why God wants to cover up the Epstein files.
Holy shit it’s only been a year? I feel like I’ve aged a decade since then.
- It’s only been 175 days since he took office……..
  
  You misspelt months
Nope, God is just a lousy shot.
Maybe God was out to get him and missed
Yeah, if only the wind would have been slightly different, but we aren't so lucky.
These same assclowns wouldn't be ordaining events about God, but blaming Democrats. Funny how hurting humans is NOT what they're all about, but suddenly that's cool with JesusGod or whatever.
They’re right, their god spared Tramp. Whoever their god is.
I just wish the shoot had better, or worse training.
They are correct Bahl be with him.

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