Sell drugs, run guns, nail sluts and fuck the law

Abe Lincoln
\ I know what ya'll thinkin
\ Greatest president ever
\ I'll have what he's drinkin
\ Yeah, well see, that's where you'd be wrong
\ 'Cause if you wanna hang with me you better go and grab that bong
\ Or an apple or a can, see you do not understand
\ Faded 24/7 'cause that's just the way I am
\ I can see you're having a little trouble believing me
\ Then check this letter that I wrote, recorded down in history
\ Ahem, "Two of my favorite things are sitting on my porch
\ And smoking a pipe of that sweet hemp, of course"
\ That's a quote that I wrote while I was still in office
\ But enough of that, I am too high, I have to back up off this
\ Where's my horse, I think I need to go and ride him home
\ I was supposed to leave about four score and twenty rips ago
\ You see my hat? I like it, I kinda think it looks like a stove
\ Scratch it, pass it one more time and let me hit it for the road

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- Government killed Trevor Moore like they did Bill Hicks before him. This is the conspiracy hill I will die on.
  
  Man, kid rock was right there for the taking and no one would even know.
Abe Lincoln
\ I know what ya'll thinkin
\ Greatest president ever
\ I'll have what he's drinkin
\ Yeah, well see, that's where you'd be wrong
\ 'Cause if you wanna hang with me you better go and grab that bong
\ Or an apple or a can, see you do not understand
\ Faded 24/7 'cause that's just the way I am
\ I can see you're having a little trouble believing me
\ Then check this letter that I wrote, recorded down in history
\ Ahem, "Two of my favorite things are sitting on my porch
\ And smoking a pipe of that sweet hemp, of course"
\ That's a quote that I wrote while I was still in office
\ But enough of that, I am too high, I have to back up off this
\ Where's my horse, I think I need to go and ride him home
\ I was supposed to leave about four score and twenty rips ago
\ You see my hat? I like it, I kinda think it looks like a stove
\ Scratch it, pass it one more time and let me hit it for the road
🎶Sell drugs, run guns, nail sluts, and fuck the law🎶