Pee pee time

The Onion is usually good, but this headline is perfection. 🤌

My wife’s niece got hitched in a catholic high mass. It was three hours long. I could have used one of these.

I would have just gotten up to leave. I'm not ruining my bladder cuz you wanna put a ring on it.
- I'm not ruining my bladder
  And, to be clear, it is possible to do just that, although it is unlikely to happen from just once.
  e: Also, it can give you a UTI, which is much more likely and sucks.
My buddy’s wedding was a 15 minute ceremony in a nice theatre followed immediately by the reception in the same room where we all got trashed. Perfection.
- A theater is a great idea. Why don't more people have weddings at one?
Ugh why do people do that? It's even worse when you are kid who was raised irreligious. Do they think everyone they know is Catholic?
- I'm not religious, but I understand that a wedding is very important in some religions. Catholics for example consider it a sacrament. It's not about their guests, it's about the couple and if religion is important to them they should be able to have that included. You can just not go if you don't want to. It's about supporting them and their journey together. It's not about the attendees being religious.
  It'd be like going to a vegetarians wedding and being upset they didn't offer meat dishes. It's their wedding and their views. If there's any day where they should be able to subject people to them (for lack of a better phrase) it's their wedding day.
- The wedding is about the couple, not about you.