3w ago

Accurate

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Seems pretty normal especially solo hiking
- who took the photos
  
  Either Mary or Kate, probably.
  
  who was camera???
  
  Mosquito's probably, they definitely need a machete with those around
  
  Her publicist.
Those kids got mind f’ed
- ain't no one have room to judge. machetes and mimosas all day.
I don't see the problem
Add a rope loop around the machete handle and your wrist. Just in case a "non-bear" tries grabbing it from you. Be vigilant!
- Maybe a lanyard attached to the drink too. I don't anymore, but that, uh, would have come in handy on some past camping trips
- A deer?
  
  I think they mean like a more clean cut gay man. Those guys are always snatching machetes.
  
  Oh deer
- a “non-bear”
  Here we call them "twinks"
  
  Lmao, indeed. If they were the concern, she'd only need a pamphlet about Jesus vs the machete 😂
What?! That's how I hike! (and no joke, though sometimes it's a rifle/shotgun instead)
Tbf that's pretty much the best way to enjoy the outdoors.
Imagine you're in the wood and accidentally stumble upon big game at close quarters. Michelle knows. Michelle's got this, dude!
Pizza! P I Z Z A
- Watch it rise like a souffle!
She's badass
Usually my machete is sheathed but same
Very relatable, I have spent much time in the woods with a beer in one hand and a machete in the other. If anyone is concerned, I just tell them I'm waiting for the zombies to show up.
Did you grow up some some sort of post modern thriller?
I feel seen
Respect. Imagine being famous before you can even form your personality? She has probably never felt safe in public in her entire life.
- The episode where her and Mary Kate went on Oprah has been scrubbed off the internet as much as possible, but it was fucked.
  Both girls struggled with an eating disorder (let’s be real, any child/teen star does because they’re our societies sacrifice to Moloch) - and she asked them a bunch of pointed questions about diet and weight. Fucking ghoulish.
  Don’t forget there were “countdowns to 18” for both of them, just like there were for Emma Watson. Disgusting.

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