I'm not sure what to do with all the wealth if I joined this company
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You should put in exactly £5 of work.
Open exactly one email. Don’t bother reading it; That would put you into overtime. But you can at least commit to opening the email and waiting for it to load before you clock out for the year.
The position is for a senior web engineer, so you either look at the company website and say "hmm" or you open a development app, write the HTML tag, maybe a head or css tag, then save the document.
Honestly if you can fill out their online questionaire in 15min you've already exceeded that much work.
Don't spend it all on one thing :)
But what if all things cost £5?
Buy half of.
"I said get something nice, not expensive"
Hey don't knock it, I'm pretty sure that's more than we pay Lemmy devs.
Actually, no. Still too little, but they do get slightly more.
nobody wants to work anymore
Hopefully they simply missplaced a zero.
Or like, at least 4 zeroes
More like 5
Just a zero? 50£ a year, final offer.
Or I guess 05£ a year.
Probably dumb like me and due the small amount somehow read it as hourly.
£5/zero years. So £Infinity/year
50£ per year? Ill hire you lmao
£50/s there fixed that.
"Put a one and two zeroes in front of that and you got yourself a deal!"
You should put in exactly £5 of work.
Open exactly one email. Don’t bother reading it; That would put you into overtime. But you can at least commit to opening the email and waiting for it to load before you clock out for the year.
The position is for a senior web engineer, so you either look at the company website and say "hmm" or you open a development app, write the HTML tag, maybe a head or css tag, then save the document.
Honestly if you can fill out their online questionaire in 15min you've already exceeded that much work.