1mo ago

I curse that damned me of yesterday for eating all of the chocolates!

May his tomorrow be without... No, wait!

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"Dear Homer, I owe you one emergency donut. Signed, Homer." Bastard! He's always one step ahead.
Past Me is always screwing over Present Me, but it could be worse.
At least I'm not Future Me, that poor schmuck has a LOT of problems coming his way.
- Future me is always judging me, that smug bastard.
  
  Right! Always pointing out mistakes after the fact! Where were you three weeks ago, asshole?!?
That jerk drank all my beer!