Minister of International Trade says Canada should apply for EU membership: “Canada is only 19km from France.”

I’m glad to have Denmark by our side 🇨🇦🇩🇰

So? That doesn't mean it isn't a good idea.

Technically they’re correct.

You unfortunately have that bog tumor right on your ass, so it's not really a surprise

I had to look this up France Canadian border is at St Pierre and Miquelon

Well, until the issues around Hans Island were settled (which happened only a few years ago), our only land border was the one with the US, so they're just being very technical while operating on outdated information.