Assuming this dude is heterosexual, he’d be sandwiched between two big footed bitches in that bed. Solid!
Plot twist. Here I was, imagining a smothered baby and then you come out of left field and change the script.
Why? Hate babies? Or all children?Or just the giraffe baby? I'd understand that one. Fucker's always eating the leaves off my trees.
You can only imagine an impossible thing and not the one very obvious thing...?And both parents are wearing shoes that are too tight.
Or the baby is suffocating underneath the sheets.
Or their sheets only cover their ankles
Hey, Buddy, my eyes are up here!